Holidays: Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in...

By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 05:59

Today, I was denied entry into Hong Kong after flying here from Canada and paying thousands of uncancellable dollars for quarantine hotel and other plans, because the immigration company fucked up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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By Familyreject - 02/02/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML

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By unwanted - 11/08/2009 20:31 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By MdT - 23/05/2009 11:51 - South Africa

Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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By hahahaha91 - 03/10/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 19:20

shit dude, stop pressing send!

socalduude879 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:22

quadruple post...how did that even...

Comments

christinesixteen 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:44

awesome which school will you go to?

Nomnomshark 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:44

Very lucky. Most people speak English there so that is good. Thankyou British influence

armedandangerous 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:46

Op is a fake fml writer.

Enigmax2514 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:31

ur parents are most probably on the run from the mafia that explains the secret last min info about the 3 years

The_Commentor_ 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:01

Thats pretty bad. I feel for you. At least try to start a new life.

Rodrigue_fml 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:19

just came from there. its not as bad as u think

bugsfunny 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:25

the op probably not american. op is chinese duh. Asian usually go back in their country after highschool.

allen2688 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:43

hope you got your good condoms before you went there those break! lol

DelilahLoyla 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:08

so you didn't notice that everything was being packed/ sold? or they just left everything behind? what about having a passport and stating how long you'll be leaving the country when you get the passport? unless they were being deported.