By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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maskedman 9

You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.

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DGross 8

wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P

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Anon17564 3

If this WAS a marijuana plant, then this'd still be an FYL. As it is, this is a complete ******* travesty. Let your school know asap, and begin looking at moving out. I wouldn't be able to live with that level of parental distrust.

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pfunk129 1

throw away your dad's **** collection and your mom's *****. teach them a lesson!

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McCannCanTriple 0

I never understood why parents wouldn't at least try siting down talking with their kid before resulting to such drastic measures.

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scotts13 2

Go to school one last time, to explain that your parents confiscated your project. Then come home and tell your parents about the explanation. Tell them to call the school and work it out. In the meantime, sit on your bed and do nothing - zero, zip, nada. No school. After all, they essentially confiscated your entire life over their own stupid misinterpretation; who knows when something will make them think you're a car thief, murderer, or whatever? So do nothing. Sit there a while, and they'll either figure it out; or (eventually) you'll be 18 and can leave.

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jcthebigtree 0

Ouch... get your teacher to sort this out with your parents, get your shit back...and THEN START GROWING SOME GANJA!

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BM13HC 0

Actually, YDI for not telling them it was for a science project >.> FYL also that remembers me when I discovered my mom has weed on the closet ._.

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Stotan1228 0

**** your nazi parents. You should start growing though, then be like hey guys maybe you'd be less uptight if you smoked.

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blazenfiji 0

dam could of made some money

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dorktastic09 0

dude. that sucks. I would whip up something real quick to replace the plant project then explain to you teacher why you don't have it and then get him/her to sign a note explaining the issue.

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myfriend_youfail 3

>_< My father did that to me once. I was using May apple plants to test the effects of different colored light on plant growth. Fortunately, my mother is into gardening, and explained the difference to him a few days before my project was due. The results were all ****** up because he took the plants away from the light sources I was using, but at least I still had evidence to show and get an extension on the project deadline. May apple http://www.clt.astate.edu/elind/images_stereo/MayApple4185_mskWeb_16.jpg Marijuana http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/doctors-next-door/marijuana-leaf.jpg Good ******* God, my father is an imbecile.

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voveraite 7

But it looks quite differently, I mean Cannabis (that's the correct plant name..., Mary Jane is the "smoke" name) has jagged leaves that are only joined at the stem. I must agree about your dad -_-.

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