By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.

wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P

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Was it a tomato plant? They look extremely similar.

PrinceTwilight17 0

You're either.. A. A very smart person with dumbass parents... B. A very dumbass kid with dumbass parents C. That plant was marijuana and you're sad they found out. D. This post is a lie. I vote for C or D. Parents aren't this stupid.

kk2krazee 0

Right and who doesn't know the smell of marijuana... they supposedly know how the plant looks so why the **** don't you know how it smells (considering it does not have to be burned to generate it's distinguished odor).

Many people are this stupid. Sørry to tell you and break your faith in humanity.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Uhm, moving out would be just as dramatic as the parents' reaction. Nobody moves out for shit like that. Be foreal and shut the **** up.

Anon17564 3

If I discovered my parents distrusted me and were prepared to impose such harsh sanctions as this over something they merely suspect... Then I'd be out of there at the first available juncture. If possible, I'd provide decisive evidence that I was not growing the stuff, and then I'd leave unless I got a heartfelt apology. Once again, even if it was weed, the parents here are morons anyway and have reacted disproportionately. The fact that your proof is being ignored too makes your position wholly untenable.

if they cut the internet how are u on FML?

so hes on this website with no internet?

tb15 0

I just want to say before-hand. please nobody start the legalization debate. if you do, you might get the comments deactivated and none of us want that

That's ok. My parents did all that because they thought I was too anti-social and don't know how to converse with other people.

Are they like... weird? That's all I have to say... Which kinds of ****** up people would confuse your science project with a marijuana plant? urg, i would be enraged.

Some plants look like it even though they're totally unrelated. For example, yucca root makes a delicious root that has all sorts of uses in cooking, and yet the leaf looks so much like marijuana that to this day I don't dare planting it in my little veggie garden, by fear of my idiot neighbors assuming stuff and spreading rumors and annoyance...

I suppose there was no way to explain that.

Then how the **** are you posting this?