By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
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simonsaysYDI 8

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

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itssosparkly 21

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

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twye 22

Seems like someone doesn't have alot of stamina.. ;o

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HelloChrissy 9

Wow, ydi for being out of breath while playing a game. I doubt you could even have sex without having a heart attack...

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zac7531 3

How does shakin ur iPod make u breathe heavily? How fat r u?

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unknown_user5566 26

Fat does not automatically = out of shape. I have some larger friends who are big because of medical conditions, and their cardio stamina is probably better than mine.

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wruch 6

Hahahaha now you need to make them hear the difference between lack of exercise breathing and masturbation breathing.

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CoriBaby 5

try getting in shape using the shake weight...

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Drizzelhell 3

It will really help u smurf all over smurf village.

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perdix 29

They're probably horrified that you are masturbating to a kid's cartoon. Even old folks know there's plenty of free **** on the Internet and want you to wank like a normal person. If the sight of actual organs frightens you, at least choke it to hentai.

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unknown_user5566 26

I imagined this as a situation where mom got all pissy and righteous about masturbation, and after the talk dad took OP aside to explain the correct way to choke the chicken.

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perdix 29

I didn't make myself clear, then. I was implying parents that were unexpectedly supportive of the OP's self-pleasuring activities, yet remarkably stringent and judgmental when it came to appropriate masturbational material. I'll try to do better next time.

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AKGirlinSD 20

79, Agreeing with your comment, I would like to add that if I was the original poster's parents, I wouldn't judge the kid/teenager for masturbating to the Smurfs. I'd be telling him to do that all he wants because choking the chicken won't knock up a girl. :-)

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stormchaser24 24

Time to get in shape and do some cardio. I mean breathing heavily from shaking an iPod.

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