Miscellaneous: Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

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By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 03:00 - Philippines - Manila

Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

itssosparkly 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

Comments

sidkenney 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 7:38

Oh god...

MustangGirl95 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:33

This is situation can get acceptionally worse if your bed tends to squeek.

rkzemke 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:51

Haha, I totally know which mini game you're talking about. The potion mixing one?

KO31_fml 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:15

Oh god, been there.

helenaa_luvsyew 2

Monday 9 July 2012 6:57

wonder what ur parents said... ahah

ScreamingFits 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:20

You were breathing heavily from playing a game. In a Ipod. Really? You definitely deserve it. That's sad.

Grauncho 27

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:32

Well you were shaking the Smurf.

insomniac8400 13

Sunday 21 October 2012 3:46

you have to breath heavily if you shake an iPod? good luck having sex

Kaylaxoo 6

Friday 12 April 2013 12:40

That minigame is the worst.. lol

Laura3415 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:36

WELL ITS NOT EASY MAINTAINING THE POTIONS COLOR AND IF THEY CANT UNDERSTAND THEN LET THEM TRY Ugh I hate when that damn flask breaks, I literally come close to crying like why u gotta do this to me?:(