Health, Cake, Roommate and Drugs: Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment....

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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MSheary1993 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:37

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high!

finished 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:35

Call them and find out you'll be less worried :)

Comments

Poetaster 10

Friday 23 December 2011 8:27

Go to the local McDonalds, they are there running up their tab

DownToTheWire 3

Friday 23 December 2011 8:59

Alrighty, if you think about it that's actually a pretty nice present. Edibles aren't cheap..

cyanidesunshine 0

Friday 23 December 2011 9:33

Was it weed cake? o.e

mariet_fml 23

Friday 23 December 2011 9:37

Goodness gracious. Something is just wrong with your roommate.

ocramavaf 15

Friday 23 December 2011 10:32

priceless

joncole 6

Friday 23 December 2011 10:34

Roommate setup plan equals a success

SadinSherman 16

Friday 23 December 2011 11:27

Hopefully your parents didn't get pulled over and made it safely home

wanabeelee 1

Friday 23 December 2011 15:06

Be on the lookout for a new brother or sister

sportcrazychick4 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:56

High sex is the best!!!

breeexcrunk 0

Friday 23 December 2011 15:51

i'll take a slice.

kookylocka 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:16

Of course your parents would have got home safe. They would have floated home..

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