Intimacy: Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my...

By Moanie - 15/03/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

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By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 04:43 - United States

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

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By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

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Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

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By movingout - 26/01/2013 23:50 - Australia - Ringwood

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2019 00:00

Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML

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Bird song

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 20:00

Today, I figured I've been watching too many horror films, due to my parrot mimicking a women's blood-curdling screams that he heard in a movie. How do I know? He decided to reproduce the screams at 3 a.m. FML

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By MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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amirn86 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:17

Hahaha that's AWESOME. My cousins had a parrot that used to mimic my aunt's voice calling out for the maid, so the maid kept running up to an empty room thinking my aunt was calling her. Then sometimes the parrot would also mimic the maid responding "yes?" - that's when you know a bird is awesome, when it has conversations with itself How did your parents respond?! lol

JP1988_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:34

At least the sex was good, right? He got you screaming.... ;-)

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potentpotable 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:50

LOL! Time to eat that ******. Reminds me of the SomeECards card: http://www.someecards.com/upload/somewhat_topical/i_vehemently_oppose.html

mmmrabies 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:00

haha! "time to eat that ******" that made my day :)

ZoeBras9 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:02

Maybe you should make sure you're quieter!!

LetsPretend 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:02

Lol, owned.

YouGotJizzed 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:09

I'd clip that bird's wings and throw it off a building..

iplaylax 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:16

you're a bastard

paintedchocolate 30

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:40

Why so harsh? It's just a bird, it doesn't know any better. I probably would've died laughing if something like that happened to me.

Soloman212 28

Friday 27 December 2013 22:15

Laughter is an odd response to having your wings clipped and being thrown off a building.

King_paradox 22

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Monday 16 March 2009 3:10

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never_accepted 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:11

this one actually made me laugh i hope they will accept more of these

Kellayy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:15

you must have a really obnoxious voice?

nire_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:20

can birds noticeably mimic voices? I sense some bull on this one.

Tahiri 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:48

yes they can

Islandheart 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:29

They can not only mimic voices, they can mimic multiple voices and distinct sounds, as well as learn how to offer appropriate replies to certain questions. Do a YouTube search for African Gray Parrots.