By Anonymous - 18/04/2019 00:00

Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML
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AmbrosiaFan 18

Spray bottle with water. Every time they do that, they get spritzed.

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ViviMage 38

I feel for you! My uncle warned us never to swear in front of his African Grey. Which we kept to. HE couldn't stop talking about all the assholes on the road. "So we hear this: "tock tock tock. Ass. HooooOOOlllee!"

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Spray bottle with water. Every time they do that, they get spritzed.

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Oliver William McLeod 1

When you said bird I thought you meant girlfiend haha

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blondie45 21

Release bird into the wild where it belongs! Problem solved.

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ViviMage 38

I feel for you! My uncle warned us never to swear in front of his African Grey. Which we kept to. HE couldn't stop talking about all the assholes on the road. "So we hear this: "tock tock tock. Ass. HooooOOOlllee!"

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Charlie Given 26

Try playing classical music around the bird he'll eventually start copying that ,it worked for a friend of mines bird who copied the door bell 😊

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