By MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
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ViolentBears 0

Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.

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MyChemical_fml 0

Aw that's cute... Right...? :l

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MyChemical_fml 0

Aw that's cute... Right...? :l

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mhnilo88 0

lol yeah it's adorable... on the bright side if some one tried to break in and heard the fire alarm they would try to gtfo

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blueglue 0

pet birds are the shit, they have more personality than dumb cats or submissive dogs

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MissBunny25 0

3 I'm sensing you're somewhat of any angry soul.. seeing as though you ask if OP punches whatever the subject of the FML is ... anyways, I just wanted to say... I'm a huge fan of yours. can I have your autograph??? :D

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ViolentBears 0

Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.

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Epic_Phale615 0

THAT, would be badass. I'd go to school with it and harass my AP bio professor :P.

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LadyEmi 15

I want a watch bird XD

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matt1990 0

did u get socked in tha mouth tha day of that picture? jw..

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ipwnlosers 4

Woah... Your lips are big... haha... D:

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BWill9014 4

This woman frustrates me so much... why must you fail every time by speaking in such a fail manner... and what is "awsome"... it's "awesome"...

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MissBunny25 0

whoa 30 & 31.. this woman frustrates me a little as well.. but theres no need to make fun of the way she looks. that's mean and uncalled for.

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Foexo 0

Mimic it back. I'm sure the bird would get tired of hearing it after awhile and stop.

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ilovepoppa 0

FYL. I hate birds... especially ones that talk!

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Mitcha857 0

because of potential situations like this probably

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shad93 3

It happens to all of us......jk just you! :)

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badmamujamu 0

That's why when I got mine I yelled "**** U" 10 times as much as I can

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hellogoodbye1996 6

ten times as much as you can? oh that makes complete sense.

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SassiestLemon 2

He/she meant to put It* somewhere in there I'm sure.

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badmamujamu 0

**** off u ****

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