Miscellaneous: Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning... - FML

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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You deserved it 128 104

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 953

You deserved it 5 373

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 080

You deserved it 513

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 664

You deserved it 4 039

By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 229

You deserved it 49 672

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 432

You deserved it 3 272

You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 512

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 678

You deserved it 6 461

Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 538

You deserved it 3 234

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 956

You deserved it 1 956

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neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:02

Why are you still living with your parents? You live under their roof, you follow their rules.

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Living with your parents at 30? yeah definitely FYL.

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ElleBelle308 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:55

ur 30 and still living at home? get off ur ass and get a job! and move the ef out! i agree if ur living under their roof its their rules

ohcody 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:22

I wonder how many of the people who commented on this are a) too young to have even thought of moving out or b) go to college on their parents money. Plus no one here knows the actual circumstances except the poster. Everyone on this website is so cruel to each other. I wasn't gonna join to make comments, but I felt that needed to be said.

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:56

And you're 30? And your friends still have birthday parties? FYL indeed.

katyjannn 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:18

AHAHHAHHAAH are you armenian?!

vinniebo113 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:21

y the **** do u live with ur parents at 30 years old...

secret_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:23

hahahahahah this should have been: Today, I went to a friend's birthday party and everyone else was allowed to stay out late but me, because I live with my parents. I am 30 years old. FML.

brydeec 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:25

Get the **** out of you parents' house.

Jomskylark 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:28

Sure, you could have moved out, but still, you're an adult, and 1 AM isn't TOO terribly late.

why_me777 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:29

if you cant take it, move the **** out geez. and LOLOLOL to #161 anyways, wtf are you doing at 30 years old, and still living with your parents???

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:35

30 and still living with your parents? Holy shit get a job...better yet, join the military. What a loser.

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