Miscellaneous: Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning... - FML

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 512

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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You deserved it 67 499

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:02

Why are you still living with your parents? You live under their roof, you follow their rules.

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Living with your parents at 30? yeah definitely FYL.

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Superhero_Girl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:04

Sounds like a deleted scene from Step Brothers.

anonymous_one_26 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:06

You deserve to get yelled at for living at home at the age of 30. Act your age, grow a pair, and live on your own.

jinbells 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 3:25

i feel your pain. Im 18 and i live with my grandma and I pay rent and she bitched at me today for coming home 4 minutes late from my boyfriend's house and said im a terrible granddaughter. It was 3:24pm when I walked through the front door. F both of our L's

carmel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:05

#260, you're grandma's just a tad of a bitch :D Why the hell are you still living with your parenst at 30? I don't mean to criticise but really!

Scoochie 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:00

You're 30 You still live at home with your parents You only go out till 1am You still go to birthdayparties ... :|

peterthegrvm 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:53

Failure. Maybe you should beat your parents, show them who the boss is. Or maybe your swollen ****** is hurting to much because you're a huge pussy. oh and you're gay.

Crysta_fml 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:54

you're 30.. move out :|

btrswt 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:59

You expect sympathy when you're a 30 year old living at home?

imworthmorethanu 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:19

i feel like your parents are trying to send you a message: GET THE F*$K OUT!!

richardsucks 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:22

shit dude. kill yourself.

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