Miscellaneous: Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning... - FML

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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You deserved it 128 104

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 953

You deserved it 5 373

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 080

You deserved it 513

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 664

You deserved it 4 039

By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 229

You deserved it 49 672

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 432

You deserved it 3 272

You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 512

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 678

You deserved it 6 461

Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 538

You deserved it 3 234

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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You deserved it 1 956

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Top comments

neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:02

Why are you still living with your parents? You live under their roof, you follow their rules.

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Living with your parents at 30? yeah definitely FYL.

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amkoverboard 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:14

#174 and any other mcdonalds enthusiast... GO TO SCHOOL DAMMIT, thats why america is the dumbest country.

fallchild007 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:39

Why are you still at your parents' house at age 30?

JoWey58 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:46

you could have just wrote im 30 and still living with my parents FML

Ender_ 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:25

#238 - What makes you think I didn't go to school? What makes you think that McDonalds isn't a respectable job? We supply something to the country that they want. We make money off of it. If that's dumb to you then you have an askew view of smart.

AlexC_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:03

you are a retard lol.. just end your life lol

bjay09 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:49

HAHA ur pathetic just die and do everyone a favour. i can see a 30 year old virgin movie coming out based on a true story

myname1515 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:12

haha I'm 14 and I came home at 3 in the morning and my mom said I should try to be home by 1 next time.

SPcamert 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:19

Why do you still live with your parents if you're 30?

were_giraffe 2

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:21

sorry but if you're living in their house it's still their rules you might want to yell "my life" but... if you're waking them up that's not cool get your own place

headbuster310 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:46

wow your 30 and you still live with your parents. love what 242 said

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