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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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Andy1989 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:41

Lyric fail. It's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

Rabbity 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:35

Maybe I'm strange, but I never liked the phrase "partner." If they're lesbians, just say girlfriend.

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MangeMoi_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:41

grrrarrrg2...yu had it right the first time, lol. AngieVengeance, Yur logic makes so much sense, haha. X']

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 5:25

Actually, he/she didn't have it right the first time. And apparently judging by your own spelling and grammar you wouldn't know, so you're forgiven.

Kickmehard 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 1:46

YDI for calling your GF/wife your partner so many times.

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:45

Definitely Lesbos so they are probably not the best looking and they know this

JohnnyTheFox 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 8:38

fail cuz homos can't even marry!

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:59

They can where I live :D

redshortsx 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 19:58

ydi for being a lesbo

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 5:27

...that's actually the rudest comment I've seen on any FML, ever. Silly troll, don't troll the lesbians.

sceptic 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:54

Redshortsx, I'm with ya!

NeedsaLife2 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 20:59

lol, awh man - harsh of your partner and tbh .. for all the people that are contemplating if you're a lesbian or not - WHO GIVES A ****, GROW UP xD

TiniMartini 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 0:36

omfg he was prolly just joking. learn how to take a ****** joke once in awhile

sammy22 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 11:48

gay couples can marry in certain states you moron that said its fail because they can't marry. Needsalife2-- nice comment~! I like it! haha who gives a ****! If someone were to say that shit to me- I would for sure have the last words- and I dare whoever is dumb enough to say some shit like that to me and or my gay friends! -in person! not over a computer!

theloofy 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:07

She's a lesbian...most OP's just say their boyfriend...she said her partner...lesbian...or the OP is a dude...and is gay....either way a fruitcake is involved (i don't mean that in an offensive way...just dnt know a word that describes a gay man and a lesbian woman since assholes feel the need to say only men are gay and only women are lesbians - p.s. why can't i just call the two genders gay in general so there isnt confusion -.-...fags)