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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

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Andy1989 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:41

Lyric fail. It's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

Rabbity 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:35

Maybe I'm strange, but I never liked the phrase "partner." If they're lesbians, just say girlfriend.

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rawr_iliketacos 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 0:54

I thought it was 'never make a pretty woman your wife'

eduardosuritalov 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 1:38

DUMP HIM!! DUMP HIM RITE NOW!!!

shicks44 1

Monday 15 November 2010 14:04

dike

samjune 0

Monday 27 February 2012 13:43

Fyl for being an ignorant moron.

Jelbeztok 17

Monday 20 May 2013 4:38

so either your partner isnt happy or they just called you ugly... yup FYL

otumboo 10

Friday 12 September 2014 4:57

I'm sure your partner was making a joke

gavanator127 8

Tuesday 10 July 2018 1:31

Sounds like a joke. Chill out cupcake.

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