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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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Andy1989 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:41

Lyric fail. It's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

Rabbity 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:35

Maybe I'm strange, but I never liked the phrase "partner." If they're lesbians, just say girlfriend.

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grrrarrrg2 2

Monday 14 December 2009 7:06

I hate when people use the term "my partner". If you're a lesbian thats cool. Just say you're girlfriend/wife/fiance/whatever she is.

grrrarrrg2 2

Monday 14 December 2009 7:37

I have no idea why I used YOU'RE instead of YOUR. Im stoopid!

charsity18 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 18:35

so you just corrected something that didn't need correcting... you're=you are your=possessive sorry it was just bothering me

Aha09 1

Monday 14 December 2009 8:09

T1mbo, is your comment suicidal? :O

katybelle 0

Monday 14 December 2009 11:42

The song says... "Never make a pretty woman your wife, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you". Try actually knowing a song before quoting it.

fluffyqueer 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:33

Jeez. Maybe she was quoting someone else's misquote. Chill.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 14 December 2009 11:50

And why do you date that ass? YDI

somepartsareme 0

Monday 14 December 2009 15:58

@35 So, I take it your wife is a Tauren? Good luck with the undead cowbabies!

piperian396 0

Monday 14 December 2009 17:26

YDI, how sensitive are you?

Jordannnnnn 0

Monday 14 December 2009 19:02

I love that song!

1goodthing 0

Monday 14 December 2009 19:59

OP, Well at least you make her happy...

AngieVengeance 0

Monday 14 December 2009 22:53

Your "partner'' was probably joking. Lighten up..they wouldnt be with you if they thought you were all around horrible. Also, as far as the religion comments...Id rather believe there is a God and then find out there isnt one than not believe in one and then find out there is. Hell to pay doesnt sound like my cup of tea.