Health: Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough...

By King_of_Cha0s - 15/09/2015 18:05 - United States - San Jose

Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML

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By I didn't let them down - 03/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML

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By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

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By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 21:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML

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Rules are meant to be broken

By hospitalflunky - 28/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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By Foosa801 - 25/12/2016 23:08 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I woke up my friend and had him take me to the ER. I had trouble breathing and my chest hurt, so the doctor put me on an EKG and took X-rays. I had strained my chest lifting weights at the gym earlier that day and pulled a muscle, and now thanks to my massive anxiety I have a $700 hospital bill. FML

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Cruel world

By where’s the humanity? - 21/02/2022 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my professor why I’d missed two classes. Even with a doctor’s note explaining my very serious health issues, she rolled her eyes and huffed, "Maybe if you’re ‘oh so sick,’ you should just drop out!” Gee, sorry for trying to improve my life through adversity. FML

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Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:06

tell him to **** off and leave

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:08

Suck it up. With your collapsed lung, of course.

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derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:11

I would tell you to tell him off. but I imagine that might leave you a little breathless

citrusglass 22

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:12

Is he not aware of this? Anyway, HE doesn't have the disadvantage of a collapsed lung yet what does he do?

deerhunter25 11

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:16

Give him the middle finger and walk out the door lol

imnotc00l 10

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:35

I'm not sure flipping a teacher off is ever a good idea. Even if he deserves it.

C001Gir1 17

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:16

Ask your parents to explain that to him. If he is that stupid, maybe it would help!

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:19

Try harder?

band13geek 16

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:38

OP's in gym after being in the hospital collapsed lung. How can she try harder?!?!

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 16 September 2015 3:43

he*

WitEluded 13

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:22

There are some PE teachers that live for the day they can yell at a student, "Are both of your lungs collapsed? No? Ok then keep running!"

Kurby14 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:36

your PE teacher is a dick. sorry OP hope you heal up ok!

band13geek 16

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:37

If that's the case, then why the hell are you in gym?! Get a doctor's note about it and shove it in his face. Then (in your head of course, we don't want him to yell at you more.) tell him to **** off.