Kids: Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went...

By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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spillproof 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!

Seti_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.

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TuteSweet 13

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:26

What was your 6 year old doing home alone?

HannahPaloozah 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:02

It wont be that har to find it. Especially if ur yard has grass. But ur phoone will be all gross an either dirty and dusty or muddy :/

DecemberSkye44 0

Monday 28 November 2011 5:31

why was nobody watching the child???? if he had time to bury ur phone he had time to seriously hurt himself. YDI for being irresponsible.

StromyG2 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 17:14

That was so sweet!

babe7260 30

Tuesday 12 June 2012 10:47

Soooo cute that he wanted to make Daddy feel better!!!!

Synysterfan101 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:00

That's really sweet... And cute :)

alfakennybody 10

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:35

Ydi for leaving ur 6 year old home alone

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:14

Is he retarded?

viau 13

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:23

a 200 $ palm pilot? at least it was nt a 700 $ S4.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:14

Just give him nothing for Christmas for the next 5 years . That should be about 200 bucks

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