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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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spillproof 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!

Seti_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.

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fuckducks 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:44

don't get ur son anything for christmas and tell him Santa killed himself because u were such a stupid ****** idiot. also tell him Jesus hit Easter bunny from the back and bunny felt ashamed and hung himself.

Jasoco 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:55

I feel sorry for you for owning a $600 Palm.

Boygenius50 8

Monday 30 November 2009 4:29

@all of the comments immediately followin #1: it was pretty obvious that they were kidding, you should really lighten up! OP,it's no big deal, just try to find it. At least your son is thoughtful, that's a really useful quality. And unfortunately it seems like not enough of the world is thoughtful anymore.

nukeboy14 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 14:29

your son is stupid nuff said , my sister who is the same age is far smarter and knows that when a battery of a phone is out it doesen't mean its dead

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:13

He didnt know! He thought thats what you do when things die even phones... This is cute! And YDI if you dont have insurance on it. So there. Everyone with a little kid should have insurance on their phone.

Camels 1

Monday 15 February 2010 22:33

lol. thats funny

ghost010 6

Sunday 21 March 2010 4:57

Perhaps next time you'll say that your phone battery was depleted, or something like that. Around children you need to watch your wording, in this sense death is used as a slang term and the child wouldn't know that.

Chibi_Mia_Chula 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:39

That was wrong, but at the same time... it was so sweet! At least he cares for you. ^-^

iCreate 10

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:52

That's kinda cute.... Too bad for your phone tho :D

gnetgirl26 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:03

wow $200 is cheap for a palm phone but srry fyl yet kinda ydi for spending $200 on a phone and not having a car charger or my personal fav the palm touchstone it charges palm phones without plugging in to anything palm= Awesome. i <3 palm