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FYL indeed but kids will be kids RIP palmpilot
I hope you've learnt not to anthropomorphize your personal electronics. It's not "dead", it's freaking /out of power/. Or if you need to personalize, at least be accurate in your choice of words. If your phone is "dead", it is broken and non-salvageable. If it has a flat battery, it's merely "tired". By being literal-minded, kids train you to be extremely precise with your language (I know I did when I was younger). A valuable lesson even if it came at the cost of a $200 phone. ;)
You guys are all ****** up. That kid is cute! And I paid for a $229 LG phone that gave me Cancer, so stop crying. FML
You don't have cancer, you stupid, lying waste of space. What could you possibly have to gain by saying that? The joke is not funny in the least. I'm not saying that because I'm offended by it; it's just a bad joke that doesn't really have anything funny about it. Think these things through next time, dumbass.
That's adorable!
i would have high fived him then immediately beaten him. jk i would have just beaten him
This is one of the things I hate most about the majority of the human race. Most people think anything a small child or a small, cuddly animal does is "so cuuuuute". Their response to anything a toddler, a puppy, or a baby (especially a baby) does is "awwwww". People would fawn over a baby if it just launched a nuclear missile. People say it's so cute because they don't know what they're doing. Well, then ask yourself this question. If a 25-year-old man had the emotional and mental maturity of a three-year-old due to brain damage, would it still be cute when he did something like this? It's time for people to stop deluding themselves and realize that anything these small cuddly animals do is only cute because the animal is cute in and of itself. However, if you overlook the animal's inherent appeal, you will realize that its action (i.e. peeing on the carpet or burying a palm pilot) is, in fact, NOT cute, but an extremely problematic nuisance for which you will have to pay to repair its damage. Burying a palm pilot IS a problem. The kid may be excused in this instance seeing as he misconstrued your language and was not aware of the difference between saying an electronic device is "dead" and saying an animal is "dead". Be sure that you let the kid know his mistake. In the future, try not to use ambiguous language when speaking near your small child.
Lol Ydi for being misleading! Your ohone didn't "die". The battery died... Hell technically even the battery didn't die, it just was drained if its cells! Duh!!
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what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!
I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.