By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
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slooby_fml 25

That's pretty funny. I hope you have a sense of humor. I also hope you know how to get revenge

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rickyblair 16

I don't know why but I heard that in Pewdiepie's voice, your boyfriend sounds really fun though. His playfulness just kicked in at the wrong moment =)

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TehGinga94 21

You kind of have to admit..... That's genius.

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imbedderdenu 23

hahahhaa sorry but thats pretty funny! change it back its not big deal. if it wasnt you, you probably would have giggled

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kasmol 16

Was this a one time thing or does he always do stuff like that? Do you usually find him funny and this was just bad judgment on his part? This could be a simple mistake or a true asshat move, but only you can decide.

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jamematt 11

That's awesome. Just play a prank back on him. That's what my fiancé does to me.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

I say OP should train in the mountains under the watch of a wise martial arts master, then return under the guise of a superhero. As a man they can laugh at your stutter, but as a symbol you are unbeatable!

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