Work: Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have...

By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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You deserved it 4 316

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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Back to reality

By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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mynameisal 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:17

ydi for having a chin

zattele 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:24

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

Comments

tranyslam 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 5:04

In order to keep fags like this from having crabs in their beards, from the untold amount of cocks in his mouth, they make them shave their disgusting little faces

Midnight_Cat 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:42

once my platoon had to write a two 1000 words essays in BCT cuz my platoon was misbehaving. small words such as a, the, and etc. didn't count.

ThanksArmy 11

Monday 1 December 2014 3:53

if done it lol

toasterspoon 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 8:12

OP YDI you should shave the second it starts looking like hair

autiger0612 18

Wednesday 21 October 2015 21:16

Take a picture of yourself shaved then give it to him. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words.

m_pike123 17

Friday 25 December 2015 6:46

Are you in boot camp cause from what I know you can't have a phone in boot camp?!

legendof90 14

Sunday 3 January 2016 23:42

And I'd say **** off

caliguy08 17

Friday 29 January 2016 17:58

You deserve it. I spent 10 1/2 years in and shaved daily...on afternoon inspection days I'd shave a second time before the inspection. If you are going to serve in the armed forces, take it seriously, or get out.