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By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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mynameisal 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:17

ydi for having a chin

zattele 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:24

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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Twitch304 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:41

been there.... it sucks lol

Jrshep4187 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:08

nbc....and u look like a jackass...

Burbman 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 15:31

oh poor baby. Get over it, I've had worse happen to me by my sergeants, and i've seen even worse done to friends of mine. I'm pretty sure you'll live

the_huldra 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:43

Why don't you just shave?

usmcsweeney 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:52

next time don't be a bag nasty and shave!

rmeyer6 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:00

you signed up for the army. YDI OP whatever weird punishment they give you. everyone knows they do weird shit like that

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 12:54

How do you stretch: "If I don't shave my gas mask won't seal properly and I might die." to 1000 words?

Turukmactao 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:32

Lucky bitch I was thrown into a chalk board and chewd for nearly 35 mins not from one not from two not from three but four staff sgts

myall 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:06

You know better

mandy248 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 2:39

Haha my platoon sergeant does that to in jrotc

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Army dudes

Itchy arse

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