Love: Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 10:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 15:59

At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??

CallmeRyuzaki 0

Wednesday 5 December 2012 15:59

Dodged a bullet there bro!

Comments

Finchsta 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:08

Ar least she gave you the ring back.

yousuck44 11

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:16

Wow that's really ****** up. Op all I can say is that I'm happy that you proposed to that asshat and didn't abandon her like other guys would have but that girl is stupid and karma is going bite her in the ass.

sabrinamarie3 15

Thursday 6 December 2012 6:19

Heartless.

nvo 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:11

Wow. So sorry for you. Count your blessings though that you're not stuck with her for the rest of your life. You'll find somebody who deserves your love and trust.

mercsl65 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:17

Wow talk about a story to tell your REAL son

redxangel20 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:46

I am so sorry for you. You will find someone better.

goober426 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 9:43

Wow! That's effed up!

bendog13 2

Thursday 6 December 2012 11:13

You're free now. She did you a favor by revealing her inner *****. Think of how lucky you are that you got off virtually scott-free and you don't have to spend the next 18 years with that ****.