Love: Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 10:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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LNK112 5

Wednesday 5 December 2012 15:59

At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??

CallmeRyuzaki 0

Wednesday 5 December 2012 15:59

Dodged a bullet there bro!

Comments

AllegroRubato 16

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:38

Woah. That's rough, buddy :/ But hey, at least now you can get the hell away from such a horrible person. I know it's not much consolation, but, as painful as it may be right now, it's better to be alone than in THAT kind of company...

simoncat 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:45

Nope. Nope. Nope. YOU dodged the bullet on this occasion. This chick is a major pig.

Selphis 20

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:49

Ouch... just be glad you don't have to raise that other guy's kid now...

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:49

That is probably the biggest bitch move I've seen in a while. Not the breaking up thing but the whole "well if he doesn't stick around, I can have him do everything." She's not only a cheater, but shes also a leach. I'm sorry if you were looking forward to having a child but I know you can find someone 10000 times better than her.

GothickNihilist 15

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:54

She doesn't deserve someone as nice as you.Kick her to the curb, and tell her to go back to the real father. Her betrayal may hurt for now, but hopefully you will find someone who deserves you. Have a nice day OP, and the best of luck.

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:59

Sorry that she was a **** OP, you deserve better!

Jessj958 19

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:05

That was just wrong on her part!! I have kids and I could never imagine being nothing but honest about who the father is. Good thing she finally told you the truth she doesn't deserve you!