Miscellaneous: Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm....

By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 12:18

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon

By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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Extenuating circumstances

By No diploma - 05/02/2022 17:59

Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML

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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By crb25453 - 15/10/2015 05:07 - United States - Stafford

Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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ShadoeAcurus 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:40

At least it was a good dream.

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:43

Hopefully you only missed a lecture and not an exam!

Comments

spicyclubsauce 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 22:41

This has happened to me so many times.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 22:51

Weird, I had a dream I got away with stealing 4 packs of cigarettes and my girlfriend was okay with it. Then I woke up to no cigarettes and a girlfriend that does not like the idea of me smoking. **** dreams OP.

yolololol3 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:07

It will come true one day..

apk892 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:20

I'm sure the professor gives you 2 or 3 missed classes in case of illness or some other emergency. Never heard of a class that didn't. You'll be fine. Unless you've already used up that allowance. Then, you're screwed.

feven 32

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:35

Are you sure you weren't having a dream of dreaming about waking up too?

ATLAS369 9

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:49

If you dreamt you got the email that night wouldn't you have also dreamt shutting off the alarm? :/

mmazzaa 16

Friday 6 February 2015 0:32

Last night I had a dream that my mum left me some donuts, I woke up there was no donuts :( I cry everytime

Alup132 22

Friday 6 February 2015 0:32

Now it's true to make your "I had a dream" speech.

juju_007 5

Friday 6 February 2015 2:30

I wanna know when did you turn off your alarm before the dream or after because I don't think you can do it while sleeping

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 6 February 2015 3:13

Sure you can, people do all sorts of shit when they're asleep. Ever heard of sleepwalking? Or people who talk in their sleep? If you can have a full conversation or stroll through your house without ever fully waking up, why is it so hard to believe you could also hit a button and shut off your alarm? I even heard a story about a guy who got into his car and went for a drive. He woke up when he crashed into a pole and had no idea what he was doing there. Pretty scary...