Miscellaneous: Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm....

By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 12:18

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon

By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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Extenuating circumstances

By No diploma - 05/02/2022 17:59

Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML

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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By crb25453 - 15/10/2015 05:07 - United States - Stafford

Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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ShadoeAcurus 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:40

At least it was a good dream.

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:43

Hopefully you only missed a lecture and not an exam!

Comments

Siettadulce 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:50

Your dream conscience has awakened its inner laziness.

Fmlreadermostly 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:02

Or exhaustion. How can you assume it was lethargy?

blondeamazonian 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:53

And you have officially touched on one of my greatest paranoias. That sucks OP, no two ways about it.

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:54

You're having a false-awaking and are indeed still dreaming. In fact, all you users are dreaming too.

Retaheki 27

Friday 6 February 2015 9:55

Shit bro... (mind blown)

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:04

GirlGamer12345 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 21:59

Why do people even put comments like this. If you're not going to put effort into s comment don't post it at all.

Ichiya 29

Thursday 5 February 2015 22:12

.?! ¿¡

pedinhuh 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:18

Dream on until your dream come true!!! ...I'm terribly sorry for that, I'll leave now.

jigglypuff34 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:22

That's almost as bad as the dream where you think you got up and peed...then you wake up and realize it was a dream and you have to get up and walk ALL the way to the bathroom.

kmccain 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:10

Usually with that dream I wake up to find I peed in bed.

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 6 February 2015 7:03

I hate that dream 18! And you're so so tired but know if you don't go to bathroom in the next few minutes you'll burst. Sometimes you can even fall asleep and dream it all over again. There's nothing worse then having to wake up to pee when you're absolutely exhausted.

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 6 February 2015 7:05

Another dream that sucks is when you dream you've gotten up brushed your teeth, washed your face, gotten dressed, eaten and are all ready to go to school or work only to wake up and find you're still in bed.

Retaheki 27

Friday 6 February 2015 9:59

Or when you play a video game much better than normal only to find out that you still suck at playing.

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:23

"when I woke me" haha

pedinhuh 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:23

You had a false awekening, I remember when I had about 15 of those in a row...when I finally had really aweken up I slapped myself in the face just to be sure