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By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2014 10:55 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.

tylersign 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.

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cmars3 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:52

So wouldn't that be your teachers fault?

cmars3 7

Friday 23 September 2011 0:17

Her past teachers faults that they taught her horribly

schpanki 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:52

Tomorrow you'll just hand in a casual report on how to divide by zero. Then who's dumb?

AverageIdiot 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:52

He put you in your place...bitch! Lol

every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:53

He needs someone to relieve his sexual tension. You can work your way up to an easy "B" for a sloppy BJ.

Runninvegan 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:12

just no.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:18

Did the old boners get deleted? His comment count is 3 and he actually has a profile this time...

JiggaJayZ 16

Friday 23 September 2011 0:04

*reads profile* no.. It's boners

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 23 September 2011 0:24

Boners finally came out of hiding and came back to fml? Comment, meh. But welcome back.

oakcliff214 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:54

He's my hero

birdfreak 24

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:55

wow. Anger issues much?

KayleighRenee 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:55

Oh lord. Tell me what college this is so I may avoid it

PopRocks14 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:57

Snape..?

SixtyNyan 0

Friday 23 September 2011 8:57

No, Umbridge.

matthewbrazier 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:58

Damn that's harsh

TaylorMcGown 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:58

Lots of professors tend to act like this in colleges lol:P

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