By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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MichellinMan 20

Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.

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tylersign 11

Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.

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leadman1989 15

Everyone, insulting the professor is premature, we have no idea how dumb op is. What of he was showing them pictures of earth and op asked "what are all those white things?" I'd snap too!

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cj7jeep 1

Hahaha that was a good one 31..

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_Athena_ 10

Oh wow...I'm going to college in Ohio right now. Wonder if this happened at my school.

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PandaFlavoured 0

Now this is completely off topic, but, your username suggests you are the daughter of Zeus, Athena, who was born out of the top of Zeus' head, fully grown, with armour. May I ask, what was it like being birthed in such a strange way..?

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Pendragon525 0

Please tell me it's not UD, lol. My FIL was a professor there.

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perdix 29

It wouldn't happen to be the one in Athens, would it? If so, please PM me.

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Letter0 0

I want to blow up my school, **** wasting bullets

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GabbyCharityM 0

Maybe he was on his man-period. Or just PMSing.

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Skittlepickle 13

I think my mom was a former teacher of yours. Do we have to move again?

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Snookie85 19

Lol! I have a 9mm you can borrow! Hahaha

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ikickgingers 15

108- you scare me

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Letter0 0

Why waste ammo? Just blow up the school.

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s0m3guy2010 21

This is probably coming from a professor who is only qualified to teach underwater basket weaving as an optional elective. Maybe you should bring some shiny objects to class to distract your professor whenever he throws a temper tantrum.

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