Love: Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 507

You deserved it 2 792

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 863

You deserved it 401

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 2 903

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 15:00

Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 976

You deserved it 92

By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 762

You deserved it 2 015

By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 756

You deserved it 3 962

By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 554

You deserved it 2 896

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 224

By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 354

You deserved it 3 950

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 085

You deserved it 3 105

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bigwiensch 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:06

mother lover

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:08

Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.

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Adhdkid107 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:17

We of a MILF situation going on here.......with your mom.....

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:17

And without the horribly bad grammar...

texashater75 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:19

Maybe you shouldn't have called your mom a MILF in front of your girlfriend.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:42

Bad!>.< stahp!!!>.

slacker_69 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:10

it didn't say he called his mom a mild in front of hi girlfriend

spaboolly 26

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:59

44- Yes, his mom is most definitely spicy, not mild ;)

zandalee 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:28

Wow. Get down on your knees right now and thank whatever religion you care to thank! You certainly dodged a bullet there. In fact go out right now and buy a lottery ticket you lucky man. :)

limitedition 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:29

She's been reading too much Freud.

Tim2415 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 7:29

Too funny

limitedition 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:57

And somebody else has been reading not enough!

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:31

That is a very real possibility if you are living on Mount Olympus.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:43

Freud in the house?:)

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:34

Bitches be crazy.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:40

Mhmm.... How did this happen exactly?>.

Pstraka6 20

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:51

Stay FAR FAR away man

NoDontKillMe 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:01

^ what does 16 have to do with you?

arsenicalhumor 30

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:03

Oh Wow OP! You are right, she is ******* psycho. Why the hell would she even think that?

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