By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 958
You deserved it 3 068

Same thing different taste

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Meowdisen 15

Sounds like my grandmother. She thinks incense sticks is weed and freaks the heck out. Thinks people are always doing drugs.

OP, you have to see her comment in the right cultural and educational context. You're in America... therfore she's probably right... ?

Well they sell drug tests at the dollar store so your screwed

Those don't work. I used to smoke pot, and my mom always tried to drug test me with those, and she was never able to get a positive reading. It was always funny as hell. But eventually I grew up and got off the drugs.

Sounds like my aunt. In her eyes sobriety is being angry and miserable.

**** your mom's life for obviously never having had fun. But **** yours as well for having such a psyhotic mom, your wording makes it seem as if it's not the first time she freaked out like that :/

Sounds like somebody's jealous her son knows how to have a good time...

Shove weed up her corn hole while asking "ARE YOU HAPPY YET?!?"

My step mom was the same way, though she just straight kicked me out

My mother is the same way, I know that feel op