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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 017

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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You deserved it 352

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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You deserved it 13 918

By Elsine - 02/10/2018 13:30

Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML

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Daonna 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

She has quite the testy attitude.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

jealousy maybe?

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Holy_Code 7

Monday 20 October 2014 2:47

Hope you passed the drug test.

kyrasrayne420 4

Monday 20 October 2014 3:18

mom needs to smoke a J

Echosnow 15

Monday 20 October 2014 4:23

Might want to drug test her, she is paranoid!

Gital 3

Monday 20 October 2014 4:55

Your mother hasn't met my coworker, Andrew.

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Monday 20 October 2014 6:17

I have to say...she may have a point

cheesebond 29

Monday 20 October 2014 11:17

Aske her for a drug test, when she refuses ask her if that's why she always has such a sh*tty attitude

hellowisaid 15

Monday 20 October 2014 12:40

My mom is worse. Trust me. She'd want to drug test all of them and let their parents know

GamerPerson 19

Monday 20 October 2014 13:13

Sounds like your mom is on some drugs herself, if that's her way of thinking.

TechnoStew 21

Monday 20 October 2014 13:53

Let the bitch drug test you. Then she'll see what an idiot she is being.

Honeymuncher69 5

Tuesday 21 October 2014 7:05

Sounds like something my mom would say.... I feels.

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Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML

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Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML

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Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML

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Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML

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Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

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Today, after years of trying to get with my best friend, whom I've loved for years and years, she still won't get with me and would rather go back to her abusive narcissist ex who talks mad shit on her and treats her like shit. I've told her how beautiful she is every morning for years, but won't give me a try. Nice guys never win. FML

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Same thing different taste

One-upmanship championship

Overreacting much?

Sarcasm void

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