While I totally recognize the fact that it's a very expensive prank and that it could be very bad should a cop see it and take it the wrong way while you are parked at the school, I still have to laugh. That's seriously funny.

Two words. Restraining order.

Get another can of spray paint and add call and then your ex's phone number. Then she gets flooded with angry calls. Simple fix till you can repaint.

She should have painted Free Wifi.

Wow, sorry to hear about your sociopathic ex girlfriend OP. maybe next time you'll play your cards right and be more cautious about who you date. Or in your case break up with. Good luck next time.

As long as its not windowless, you should be fine.

They make solutions that you pour on the paint so you can wipe it off. I forget what they're called and they may ruin the paint on your van but if you can repaint your van, I'd suggest going to a paint store and asking about it.

Take her to court and have her pay damages, court costs, and the paint job bill.

She probably needs her red sea parted aswell.

There is a paint thinner that is meant for use on car paint, it doesn't damage the paint on the car but easily removes glue from decals, tar from road work, and paint (can or aerosol). I would know, I was a detailer for 2 years had to use that stuff constantly. I highly suggest going and investing in some. Possibly an autozone or other auto supply location may have it. Ours was purchased through a specific company.