If you can prove it was her I'd report her to the Police. I'll bet this isn't the only incident you've had with her, so if suggest keeping a log of shit she does written down and **** her over if you can. Sorry man, I really feel for you having to deal with this crazy bitch.

I think if it's spray painted on, someone's going to notice it's not right. And hopefully someone will have taught the kids 'Stranger Danger' or something. Unfortunately, coppers may be called about the 'suspicious candy man'. In hope the police will understand the situation. God, I hate people like that though. My thoughts are with you and let us know how it goes.

As awful as that is. It's still funny.

Get a restraining order. While you're at it, get someone to change her diaper. She sounds like a baby.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Paint "There is no" just before it and make it a lesson for the kiddos. Or, get on Judge Judy

Buy a car lol save your wallet from bastard gas prices and you wont seem like a pedo even without the paint job

Bitches be crazy OP you better get a retraining order before she does something even worse. Good luck

What a bitch! Was she so IN LOVE with you she would do some bitchy thing like that? :/

Put a little paint thinner on a rag and wipe it off... Nbd.