Animals: Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my...

By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 23:02 - Germany

Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML

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chosenblades 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:53

Would you like some hershey kisses?

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

After all those times you pretended to throw the ball, that puppy knew payback was in order...

Comments

hessel 13

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:59

what do you get when a buldog and a shit-zu get a baby? bullshit

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:14

"One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullshit."

TypoH 7

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:03

Clearly, the anti-kiss repelent didn't work. I think your puppy is running out of options.

RenosShark 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:14

Hope you warn the next person before you kiss them

Ginja_HaZ 15

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:16

I bet it took awhile to get that smell to go away... a whole new meaning to smelling your own upper lip.

knoxxx 22

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:18

Reason #354 why I'm a cat person.

wannabesinger 16

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:45

Having worked at a veterinary & adoption clinic, I've seen many cats covered in their own shit.

knoxxx 22

Thursday 6 June 2013 0:03

I'm sure they do, I never said they didn't. I've had both dogs and cats and I've never had to give one my cats a bath because they're covered in shit. But I've definitely done it multiple times for my dogs, and then usually I get to give them a second bath after they go role in the dirt while they're still wet. I like dogs, but I'm a cat person. This is one of the reasons why.

Ambient25 24

Thursday 6 June 2013 0:12

Two words for any cat lovers: Toxoplasma gondii

jessicajackson_fml 8

Thursday 6 June 2013 0:49

I would check next time BTW

jonha21 11

Thursday 6 June 2013 0:54

Wauw You got Shitfaced

LaLince 40

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:10

that's because you're from Monmouthshire

KrazyChica 3

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:27

Cute

krabbyrapist 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:41

who kisses a dog?

Cazz91 21

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:55

A lot of people surprisingly give their pets a small kiss on the head for affection, even the dangerous ones that look like they can cause you to have a real bad time. At the point I would question stupidity over courage depending on the type of pet / natural temperament.