By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
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HAMY_fml 23

That's some great parenting. sorry about the bed op

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Catdragon 40

set her dollhouse on fire. that will teach her.

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skyeyez9 24

All I can think of is the meme of the creepy looking 8yr old girl smirking at the camera, while the house in front of her is being consumed by an inferno.

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thatsme293 28

The bed sheets were on fire. Is there nothing he finds wrong with this?

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whassallt26 13

Sounds like she has a genuine condition if that's your dads reasoning, yeah it'd make you angry but you shouldn't go seeking 'revenge' on her

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

She needs to get help before she burns down something worse. I can't believe your father is aware of your sister's condition and just irresponsibly leaves out a lighter she can easily get her hands on, and he still blames you for burning your sheets. And he gets her a doll house? Social services would love hearing this story.

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Randomness90 27

negative reenforcement, she will probably burn/ damage something else to get something she wants.

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Tymaster5 22

Get revenge a burn that doll house down.

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pyrexicpoet 18

So light the dollhouse on fire and say you have a mental condition

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