By mrWrong - 25/03/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
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Amkii 0

lol! Another mystery solved, boys! Good work!

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Inspired22 11

Well, all you can do is the best you can! It should have occurred to her that if she called 911, she'd worry people by not answering right away...

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Alexis2742 31

Somebody call 911, there's a lady who just got knocked out.

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freckleface221 19

If she knew you were coming she should have responded when you knocked!

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Marakie 16

Wow you all are one of the best units I've seen " giving people concussions since 2013

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hawkdoc60 3

Having worked as a paramedic for several years, I know to let the cops kick open a door. That is not your job. If you truly thought there was an issue, you should have called for police backup.

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angelsaredicks 16

Yeah, sometimes, you don't have time for that shit. If PD isn't there already, and you're not getting an answer from someone who may be in danger...break that ******* door down.

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LyraAlluse 25

The ironies of life. This is one of them.

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