By mrWrong - 25/03/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
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Amkii 0

lol! Another mystery solved, boys! Good work!

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Inspired22 11

Well, all you can do is the best you can! It should have occurred to her that if she called 911, she'd worry people by not answering right away...

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cr1sis 0

thats what she gets for called 911 for something that probably wouldnt have hurt her lol

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cmac86 23

hahaha! that's classic! it wasn't your fault though. you did the right thing and should be commended for it. on the other hand she and you both have a great story to tell. besides if she called 911 and nothing was wrong, she could have been in a lot of trouble. you saved her jail time or at least a heafty fine.

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esh_4 0

someone commented one saying an FML sketch comedy show would be a good idea. this would be a hilarious sketch

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zezjo 3

WTF how do you vote YDI on this one?

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bxenon 0

at least she was out cold and couldnt feel it

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YouHaveFailed 0

OP i feel hella bad4u bro. this really is truly an F ur life. At least u kno u can kik hard, if that makes u feel better

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LIL209JJ 0

lol, sounds like something joe swanson would do from family guy xD

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BeachGirl1221 0

nice job I give you a A+ I feel bad for that lady

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