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By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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rachelbrianna25 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:25

omg... that's so sad. i bet you never fed the poor lil kitty either. woooow tho. like wouldn't u look to see what the smell was.

cmac86 23

Friday 14 August 2009 8:14

how messy is your apartment that you can't find an animal in there? I mean, I have a messy place, but nothing as to where I can't did my dog.

XanimalloverX 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:49

Poor cat

V461N4 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:35

You do not deserve to be alive.

taketheepill 0

Monday 5 April 2010 10:12

you dicks! poor pussy..

LGoodwin 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 8:42

Wow that is sad. Surely this is made up.

viviville 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:42

that is just awful

gabby1995pena 4

Friday 17 June 2011 1:01

god people who comment on FMLs annoy me so much.....

jmelsha11 11

Friday 28 October 2011 4:39

@ 97. agreed, but this made me laugh so hard!

ShadowBitch99 2

Monday 7 November 2011 23:15

YOU RETARDED OBNOXIOUS DESERVING FUCKSUCKER!!!! YOU NEED TO CURL UP AND DIE!!!!!

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