By James - 12/08/2011 07:54 - United States

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Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
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spd2fst4u 5

I think I'd have him arrested.

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crazygurlzz1 5

dont be too hard on him, he cant get some when the girls are awake

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Cam_eron 0

ur boyfriend is a pussy..... dump him

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Technically, that could be considered rape if he did anything else to her. And what an idiot that he admitted it...sheesh. Tell your girlfriend and you should both gang up on him and file some sort of report.

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KrisNico03 4

That's sick! Did you tell her? I'd kick his ass then have him arrested..sick SOB

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yazzy101 11

I think its time to look for a new roommate

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Thozzy 12

Paint "I understand if you won't forgive me for a couple of days." on a baseball bat, make a print on his face.

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purebliss7 6

i would be finding a new roommate and be pressing charges and a restraing order. what a creep.

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BetterThings 1

f*ck that dude and u shoulda whupped his ass

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