By James - 12/08/2011 07:54 - United States

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Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
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spd2fst4u 5

I think I'd have him arrested.

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oktain 0

keep sucking girl cut him some slack!

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Xashley_taylorX 3

CREEPY! dude...need a new roommate!

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irideiconzx14 4

dude I would have kicked his ass to a bloody pulp then ****** up all his shit then reported his ass to the police if you didn't do anything you're a bitch and your girl needs to dump your pussy ass

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thisismyname_fml 1

Call the ******* cops, are you stupid? That constitutes sexual assault, and all that you did was get in argument? You are just as bad as he is, you're letting him get away with violating your girlfriend. She's better off far, far away from anyone in that apartment.

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justanotherhuman 21

^ inclined to agree. No matter which way you look at this, w/o her consent it's a sexual assault.

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Magnimus 4

Tell your girlfriend that he did that, and that you didn't beat his ass or call the cops after you found out about it. If she decides to stay with you, then all you idiots deserve each other. I have been in threesomes; but everyone was conscious and aware of exactly what the boundaries were before it happened. Unacceptable!

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Glitch333 0

I'd be pissed. He must be stupid to think you'd forgive him.

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