By areyoukiddingme - 02/11/2015 05:54 - United States - Marion

Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML
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WitEluded 13

I find the blocking the number part the funniest part... If you live together, blocking the number won't stop you from talking to them.

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thatonetribute 31

...that is a slight overreaction.

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thatonetribute 31

...that is a slight overreaction.

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mxgirl1998 26

#30, how is germaphobia an excuse? it's soap- they could have just gotten a new one instead of over reacting.

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thetruckboy 6

We need a third button that says WELL **** YOU TOO. that's what I'd tell your roomate. then proceed to be a COMPLETE AND UTTERLY THOROUGH pain in the ass.

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A07 48

I can see that you're new here so I'll give you some advice, Calm the **** down. Enjoy your stay

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beeferjay 34

at least you don't have to talk to the bitch anymore... hashtag win

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A07 48

Not every female is a bitch you sexist pig

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beeferjay 34

walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... it's a duck

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CaletheLion 15

Next time she uses something of yours. Kick her out.

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WitEluded 13

I find the blocking the number part the funniest part... If you live together, blocking the number won't stop you from talking to them.

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Cian_1 28

Especially if you're roommates! Kinda hard to ignore someone sharing the same room as you. :P

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PANDORUM89 21

roommate doesn't mean literally sharing the same room....

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Cian_1 28

Well actually that is what the definition of a roommate is, otherwise it is flatmate etc. Granted, they might not have meant it in that context, in which case they used the wrong word. :)

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PANDORUM89 21

I see where we differ, in the States everyone says Roommate for another person living with you, they don't specifically mean sharing a room. :)

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Hipnog 15

That's seriously immature, you're better off without a person like that.

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gamermonster 34

You can't get rid of a roommate in like 3 seconds...

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Lalala579121 27

Apparently you can, by using their hand soap.

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coried91 28

Well, that's one of the most stupid things I've heard people fight about. She seems like she has some serious issues.

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quinn1184 25

that's pretty petty. time to find a new room mate op

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Maybe you could talk to her when you see her, probably where you live

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whatarethisss 23

That's sooo stupid.

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