Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the... - FML

By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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Good job

By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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Bit nippy out

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 07:59 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML

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Eight hour window

By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

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Jesus saves

By WorkSexMonkey - 04/01/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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Survivalist

By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 21:30 - Australia

Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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Two things that aren't the same

By YanezIbanez - 13/05/2021 06:01

Today, my mother called me "wasteful" because I left the refrigerator door open and that "electricity money doesn’t grow on trees." This is the same person who lets my little sister have her light on all night, because she’s scared of the dark. FML

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By parched - 02/11/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

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Top comments

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:27

It sounds like his brain is turned off.

alexh15 13

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:27

Rather shocking...

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kcor1176 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:58

Idiot

nickolascronk 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:38

What a ****** moron.

leydia 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:15

If food spoils some bodies going to have to clean it up, otherwise the cost of a new refrigerator is going to have to come out of some bodies down payment.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:05

"some bodies"? really?

NinjaAssasin720 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 7:00

Derp

NerdiMe3 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:17

Your roommate is an idiot.

walmartpaysme 15

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:41

Wow. All these comments blow.

klatt 8

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:50

Is she or he blonde?

nightwing2 3

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:12

That's a great idea! U can save a little $ on electricity and lose a lot of $ on food

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 8:56

Well, with that logic, you should remind them that they can save even more money by not buying food at all.

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