Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in...

By heart of cold - 11/01/2016 09:12 - United States

Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

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By furious at five in the morning - 02/07/2012 12:36 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

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Gross, dudes!

By notsick - 17/03/2019 22:00

Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 16:39 - United States

Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Monday 11 January 2016 18:30

There's a fine line between hospitable and stupid, but your roommate has firmly entrenched themself on the stupid side.

KaylaTackett 18

Monday 11 January 2016 18:27

I think it's time for you to move.

Comments

bigbrown24 17

Monday 11 January 2016 18:42

you should have sent your roommate with them

atlien247 16

Monday 11 January 2016 18:43

I'm not sure I'm saddened more by them expecting to be killed or by them accepting that perceived risk for beer and shelter.

siona 17

Monday 11 January 2016 18:46

That's stepping out the the line don't you think??

nickie_94 18

Monday 11 January 2016 18:51

Your roommate must be in serious need of friends

beeferjay 34

Monday 11 January 2016 19:07

hobo gangbangs are NOT okay!!! I don't care how many pornos there are of that... it is NEVER okay! you tell your roommate to chill tf out with that

Jones87 11

Monday 11 January 2016 19:20

What a nice roommate

SuperMew 22

Monday 11 January 2016 19:35

I would put a lock on your bedroom door and put anything valuable in there. Then tell your roommate the next time those people show up, you will call the police.

prized_loser 17

Monday 11 January 2016 19:44

Are they still homeless?

Kitty_Kat16 16

Monday 11 January 2016 20:13

Wtf who invites homeless guys inside they could've killed you or stollen all your stuff and left you tied up there's being nice then there's being stupid