Health, Roommate, Students and Jealousy: Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs,...

By apparentlythereisnokarma - 01/01/2013 21:00 - Canada - Didsbury

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

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By i wonder why - 21/10/2022 07:00 - United States - Federal Way

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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It's funny because it's true

By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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dhall30 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:12

Don't worry that will soon change.

Chelsea_bella 20

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:12

Life sucks and then you die.

Comments

slushyslime 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:52

What do you mean there is no karma . Just cause she gets drunk and you don't , karma should work. She probably is an overall better person than you . Also you will always be unsatisfied if you keep comparing your life to others

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:05

with that information you could think up some pretty horrid scenarios in which she is not better than you.

Kalipczo 21

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:15

When her metabolism hits a wall and she puts on 50 lbs you'll have the last laugh.

_wraith 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:25

You'll never be satisfied if you keep comparing yourself to others. Just keep doing what you're doing and try not devoting the energy into resenting her because it's really not worth your time.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:35

Unfortunately, that's the way life is! I went to school with people that never opened a book or did an assignment yet, they'd get A's on the tests & I had to struggle! Most of these people are dead either from drugs or suicide or they're in jail! 40 years from now, you'll still be standing!!