By apparentlythereisnokarma - 01/01/2013 21:00 - Canada - Didsbury

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 766
You deserved it 4 571

Same thing different taste

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Chelsea_bella 20

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you say she makes more money.. ever think that shes a prostitute?

v0rt3xtraz 3

Give it time. In time all of that hard will pay off for you!

myklknife 6

Unfortunately that's how the world works. The pretty girls and "jocks" rule the workforce every bit as much as they did in school.

PDC_fml 1

You're exaggerating about her situation or your situation, probably pointing out the worst part of her life while highlighting what you do correctly. I'm not sure what you mean by her having a better body - I'm guessing you mean leaner - and if that's the case, it's 95% diet - and no, you don't have to have a good diet, it means you have to eat an overall small amount of energy. You can be a 120lb female, eat 3 big macs and sit on your ass all day - if that's pretty much all you eat. My second guess is she's done this for less than a week - afterall why would you comment on something that has become a norm? She's probably having a rough time and is possibly depressed - maybe you should talk to her. You might also ask her for study tips, as you're obviously going about it inefficiently - or she's taking easy classes and you have conveniently left this out.

Who will shortly divorce her don't worry op just keep trying

Grades: nailing professor. Bod: Overwhelming Metab. Money: Prostitute. Keep working hard and it'll pay off when you're skinny, rich, and don't have the clap.

At least you won't have liver failure before you're 30.

don't worry. I know half the people that commented said this but if she keeps this she will lose her body, her grads will fall and drop out, and she will be caned. it doesn't seem like it now, but one if she doesn't stop it will happen. in the mean time good luck with your goals :)

Paint her boobs Black While shes out