By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

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Twigman8 15

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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ananicosia 28

It would be a good idea to find a new roommate

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Oppression_fml 19

That's a low blow unworthy of a roommate. Get rid of it STAT. Monkeys are better behaved.

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stangbang92 17

I think you would more issues than just a prank if your roommate undresses you while you sleep.

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TweetAnne 13

What happened to the good old bucket of cold water?

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darshini_ii 24

That's really hilarious but also very dangerous, I only say this because my friend once lit my hair on fire. I was furious at first but I did find it funny after. Your roommate might not be all that bad though he needs to know what is funny and what is not.

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revolvearoundme 15

You know what they say. Give a man a match he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Or was that fish?

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supr_sexy 9

u wake him up by splashing ice cold water at his JUNK.

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gracehi 31

Break his damn nose. He could have permanently disfigured your face. ******* moron.

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Mpii 11

Wow. What a bad room mate! Do you have a lock on your door? If you do, you should lock it from now on. Unfortunately this seems to be the logical way to react.

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