By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

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Twigman8 15

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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Nomaddict 14

Burning beards sounds like a Viking metal band. But like everyone else said; get a new roomie.

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PhoenixChick 26

Someone who thinks that setting you on fire in your sleep is hilarious might also think dropping knives on you from a staircase is hilarious. Get out quick.

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corky1992 33

What a dick roommate.

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dilliedill 13

if he does it again, burn and/or shave his head hair. if that doesn't work, his pubes are still an option

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superbry 5

It's much faster than shaving. get it ..

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