Money, Drunk, Roommate and Cars: Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 01:30

Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML

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By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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You deserved it 3 049

No way

By Adam curran - 24/04/2022 06:00

Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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grajax 24

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:57

Shouldn't you have made him pay for the car?

Mons_fml 27

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:57

Kick him out

Comments

abNormal62 23

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:08

I expect you're going to be moving out shortly because it doesn't appear you're able to man up and address the issues as they arise. He was in the wrong and you're paying the repairs? he's left you cash short, and you're going to leave the house?

Akoni 18

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:09

This sounds like it could be a court case Judge Judy would need to solve. *Insert Judge Judy Theme*

haleymak_ 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 4:39

Judge Judy would say rent is rent, even if he crashed your car, you have an agreement to pay rent, and the car situation is a separate situation. If you agreed to pay for the car instead of rent, then yeah, but you still have a contract/agreement to pay rent, with or without crashing cars. Hard to accept how that's considered fair, but that's how she would handle it.

Saikon1357 25

Thursday 16 April 2015 6:15

Judge Judy's a ****

Devildrake 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:09

Sounds like you need a new roommate anyway.

TheBossBryson 11

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:10

What kind of car?

hsbzjsnsos 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:10

I'd move out, you don't need that dick in your life

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:14

I'd personally kick his/her ass out and find a new roommate. I have no respect for people who drive while under the influence. Call me an asshole if you want but I've lost some of the closest people in my life to a drunk driver.

LeashaJoy5595 28

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:17

Sounds like you'd be better off without him. If he stole your keys, crashed your car, and didn't offer to pay for it after he sobered up, then he has no business being in your life.