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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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You BARBARIAN!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 10:57

Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Healthy family

By Anonymous - 27/03/2019 06:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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Journiexo 18

Friday 3 October 2014 15:04

There is no cure for stupidity

FrietvanPiet 16

Friday 3 October 2014 15:07

******* hypocrites

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jeanyrios 10

Friday 3 October 2014 19:59

Trash them...

mrtonyanderson 20

Friday 3 October 2014 20:19

Find a new roomy, trust me room mates like that arnt worth it.

thisguy22 33

Friday 3 October 2014 20:48

What were you using the dishwasher for that your roommate considered unsanitary? I think that'll make all the difference with this FML. Just saying, since some people was sex toys and such in their dishwasher...

Sourpatch2010 7

Friday 3 October 2014 21:59

Actually you can show your dim wit of a roommate this post. But just so she knows a dishwasher technically doesn't wash your dishes it sanitizes them. You literally have to use the longest cleaning setting on there to get all the soap scum off your dishes. That's why most people wash rhev va

pharm121 21

Friday 3 October 2014 22:39

Ew. That is beyond gross. Op it's time for a new roommate.

Knightchaser27 25

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:04

My roommates are like that too,they rather leave their dishes in the sink until the kitchen stinks than run the dish washer

Kougeru 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:25

Roommate sounds like he lacks common sense. Too much pot probably. Also, you're American yet you spell moldy as mouldy? wth?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:49

Maybe OP immigrated to the US and learned to spell elsewhere.

EmpireCityRay 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:18

@OP You deserved it! You indicated that she you yelled at you yet again which leads one to believe this argument has happen before. If you know what a space cadet your roommate is (apart from why choose that person to live with) why TF use their s*%t once more?!?!

guiltyschuldig49 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:40

I'd tell the roommate flat out, you are going to use the dishwasher to wash your dishes. If she doesn't like it, tell her it's none of her business how you wash your dishes cause it's not like she's going to be eating off them. If it's the pots and pans, tell her she can wash them again in the sink AFTER she washes all her dishes. Honestly I think she's just mad that you didn't wash hers.