Miscellaneous: Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For...

By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By brit - 13/10/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:42 - United States

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Your school should be shut down D:

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Go home and think about what you just did.

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harleyquinn143 0

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:16

I feel you pain. mine is #2013. now everyone is saying HASHTAG 2013 to everything that happens..

JubileeBee 31

Sunday 14 April 2013 20:15

Mine is SWAG. I feel your pain.

swollenreaper 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:28

what a dumb ass school ill see them at mcdonalds someday

wanna_bee 8

Monday 15 April 2013 4:02

FISH **** It Shit Happens

Karalela44 15

Monday 15 April 2013 6:07

Your obviously illuminated ox

ashjo 12

Monday 15 April 2013 6:14

Drake doesn't even say it anymore...

broken20 2

Monday 15 April 2013 15:32

*face palm*

Evie93 1

Monday 15 April 2013 21:25

Do you think the idiots who voted for SWAG as a senior motto realise it's actual and original meaning is Secretly We Are Gay and originated in San Fran?

htownpostman 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 4:10

Kkorn.... Been waiting long to use that? LoL

Gook0123 9

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:47

has "yolo" even been around 2 years? I'm calling BS on this post.

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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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Today, to keep my dog from barking in my ear in the car, I put a buzz collar on him. It worked: he barked once, the collar vibrated, he shut up. Then, his 75 pounds trembling in terror, he pissed himself and all over the back seat. FML

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